I have returned!

Sorry everone about not updating in quite a looooooong time.

It wouldn't be in good character to say that I've been busy soI will try to do at least 2-3 updates a week from now on, especially with all the crazy shit going on!

during my unexpected absence, a lot of crap has definitely transpired, so let's take a look at that:

- chael sonnen is NOT talkin shit

are you kidding me? that biggest shittalker in the mixed martial arts world is NOT talking smack during his interviews and public appearances? not only is he quieting his brash asshole doucebag attitude, he's actually friendly and extremely peaceful....i guess when your opponent is Brian Stann who's a silver star recipient of the USMC, Chael better keep his republican mouth shut and pretend to be homies huh?

- rampage gets titleshot before rashad...

...even though rashad beat him to earn one...
,,,anyone see anything wrong with that picture?

Nope, me neither, fuck Rashad!
however, the picture above is a different story...

- marloes coenen released from strikeforce.

all because of her management, Golden Glory supposedly. She wasnt the only one either, Jon Olav Einemo and Valentijn Overeem were cut as well...but they both suck ass so they get no picture on this blog. 

- brittney palmer leaves ufc for art school.

this one was the worst part! but good for her, art is cool, especially when you rub it all over your naked tits.

- dennis hallman's speedo

I take it back, Brittney Palmer leaving wasn't the worst thing, Dennis Hallman's appearance at UFC 133 was the worst.  It was so bad, UFC pres Dana White gave a $70K bonus to Brian Ebersole for kicking Hallman's ass and getting those panties off the camera.

- jon fitch

this guy is so friggin boring, they still wont give him a titleshot after remaining undefeated. they wont even give him a rematch with BJ Penn because "we dont want it, and the fans dont want it..." according to UFC matchmaker Joe Silva.  amen to that.  plus, jon fitch's pre and post serial rapist poses never help his cause either, just look above...

man, what is wrong in the mma world!!